Ad on Craigslist today
Jan. 5th, 2011 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
talktoolooseNot kidding; actual ad:
So I'm white and amazingly straight acting. In fact I'm so straight acting that nobody can tell that I'm into guys. You can imagine the challenges for picking up dudes.
I want another guy who is straight acting, white, and my age or younger.
- We could go to a sports event and 'accidentally' touch each other when nobody's watching.
- We could walk down the street and nobody would realize we're going back to your place to sleep together
- We could take an elevator together - and when the last person gets off - they wouldn't suspect that we would be making out as soon as the door closed.
- We could go to an action movie, sit in the back row, and hold hands.
Generally, signs of straight acting include, but are not limited to: interest in sports, regular fitting pants, baseball caps, little-to-no jewelery, one tone hair colour, regular-paced walking, other male friends, running shoes, pauses between sentences, limited piercings, calmness, and an active nature in the bedroom.
Ideally... I want a best friend who likes to play. I'd mostly describe myself as bisexual because I'm also attracted to girls. Just... guys are hot too, you know?
So I'm white and amazingly straight acting. In fact I'm so straight acting that nobody can tell that I'm into guys. You can imagine the challenges for picking up dudes.
I want another guy who is straight acting, white, and my age or younger.
- We could go to a sports event and 'accidentally' touch each other when nobody's watching.
- We could walk down the street and nobody would realize we're going back to your place to sleep together
- We could take an elevator together - and when the last person gets off - they wouldn't suspect that we would be making out as soon as the door closed.
- We could go to an action movie, sit in the back row, and hold hands.
Generally, signs of straight acting include, but are not limited to: interest in sports, regular fitting pants, baseball caps, little-to-no jewelery, one tone hair colour, regular-paced walking, other male friends, running shoes, pauses between sentences, limited piercings, calmness, and an active nature in the bedroom.
Ideally... I want a best friend who likes to play. I'd mostly describe myself as bisexual because I'm also attracted to girls. Just... guys are hot too, you know?
