IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

An orange-amber alert has been declared after reports of a missing terrorist.

Petey was last seen playing in the sandbox at Sandiford Children's Park with a dirty bomb. He is wearing a black sweater and camo pants and needs his lactose pills.

"Please find my little terrorist."

All-Purpose Language

Lacie is currently repairing my DVD drive. I just received a form email from them containing this wonderfully reassuring line:

"We’re pleased to let you know that your LaCie product has been repaired (if necessary) and we’re preparing to ship it back to you."