Moose in God's Pasture

[talktooloose]

I've resisted the siren call of that wench Jesus up until now, but I think the Jehova's Witnesses have finally found the imagery to capture my heathen hoser heart:

Comments

[beetlebummer.livejournal.com]

nothing says "be saved!" quite like an african-canadian harvest!

[barkis.livejournal.com]

I was trying to come up with something funny to say until I read this.

You win!

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Moose eat wheat! Who knew?!

[allenec.livejournal.com]

That is awesome!

In other moose-themed news: I saw mudflaps on a truck today that had a Pegamoose! A moose pegasus!

[astounded.livejournal.com]

You should see the one where they have kids depicted petting lions and cobras.

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they went through a lot of models before the artist finished that one. BUT THEY'RE ALL GUARANTEED A PLACE IN HEAVEN!!

BTW, you grew up JW, right? Are you totally offended? Next I'll be sending you Christmas presents!

[painglass.livejournal.com]

WTH?! Looks like my kinda life...where do I sign to sell them my soul? :P

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

I'll send the ladies right over with a contract.

[painglass.livejournal.com]

You should come with them...otherwise I might just send them away. ;P

[to-cry-about.livejournal.com]

Poppies, moose, pumpkins and apples--sounds like heaven to me.

I need to check my friendslist on this account more often, since apparently I missed a chance to identify Joni Mitchell and Rheos lyrics a couple of weeks ago. :(

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Go! Idenitfy them now! I like using the strikethrough tag.

LOLZ at your icon.