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[talktooloose]

I don't want to dwell on negatives, so here is Friday in point form instead of drama:

- lots of driving which is, by definition, a bad thing
- 90 minutes in crawling Montreal rush hour traffic that made me want to gnaw my arm off
- Spinning off of the suddenly snowy highway 55 into a ditch and almost dying.
- Instead, getting a free tow out within 50 minutes with no damage to the car

Pause to say that I'm glad we survived.

- being stopped and sent in to immigration at the border.

(
Border Guard: Why are you in rent-a-car instead of your own car?
Me: I don't own car.
BG: You DON'T OWN A CAR?! How do you live without a car?!
Me: What kind of a fucking idiot are you? I live in downtown Toronto near a subway.
)

- 12 hours instead of 8.

Comments

Glad you are okay

[codystrum.livejournal.com]

Well I'm glad we didn't lose you. Sounds like a wonderful trip except for the end. I haven't been to the USA in five years. I wonder if I will ever bother to go back there. Drizzly snow and rain here out West too.

You don't have a car!!!!????? Get with the global warming, ozone producing, materalistically commodifying, McDonald scarfing, hetero baby seat carting, gasoline guzzling, righteous God loving, Gulf War invading, AMWAY selling, bible pounding, third-world fucking PROGRAM you little nature-loving pinko, commie, urban faggot !!!!

And DO NOT tell us you own a Mac either, you non-conformist artsy, string bender!

Always remember, you are Bill Gates bitch. Now, stand outside on the porch until Dubya says you are worthy!

;)