Want to Hang Myself Now

[talktooloose]

We bought a new microwave in June. It just died. No problem, take the receipt from the receipts folder in the file cabinet and bring it and the microwave to the authorized repair service. Oops, no receipt in the folder. Phone FutureShop. "Did you get an extended warranty plan from us when you bought the item?"

"No."

"Oh, then go screw yourself; we have no way of issuing you a new receipt."

Labour $55/hr, minimum 1 hour, no free estimates, parts extra.

ATTENTION: We have had a Panasonic DVD player, a Panasonic portable CD player and now a Panasonic microwave all die within the first year. You have been warned.

Now, where's that rope?

Comments

[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well, just so long as you don't do it before the Rheostatics concert.

Note to self not to buy Panasonic absorbed.