TOO

[talktooloose]

This evening, I could have sex with a stranger I met on the Internet, but I'm TOO: too dog-tired, too shy, too insecure.

So, I'll go home and watch a movie with my family and take my dog for a poo in the backyard. (Do you know how much poo a puppy makes?)

But in a related story (to sex and socializing, not to puppy-poo), a not-quite-friend-but-more-than-acquaintance phoned to follow up on his e-mailed party invitation for Saturday night. I was kind of touched that he made the effort to specially invite me and hinted that he would not take no for an answer.

"Come," he said. "It will be all bears and leather men." How can I say no to such a sweet invitation, I ask you?

Comments

[tchatchke.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Bears....

[corduroyarmy.livejournal.com]

Clearly, I am not using the internet to its full potential.