Cabal

[talktooloose]

Dear Cabal of Jewish Bankers.

I applaud your work and want you to know that, as a member of the chosen people, I am behind you 100%.

However, due to what is surely a clerical oversight, I have not received my share of your well-deserved, ill-gotten gains.

Please forward this to me with interest as soon as possible; I have renovation expenses coming up.

Comments

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

I have a Jewish grandfather and I want my share too!

Does that mean I get one-fourth of whatever you get? You'd think I'd be better at math with the blood of accountants and bankers running through my veins.

[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

I can pass, especially with facial hair. Can I join in?

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

We have an opening for Shabbes goy...

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Sure, unless I'm a Kazar and then what do I get?

Snake was reading a book about genetics and population dispersion which said that Europeans have the most mixed gene pool on the planet. Now, the Jews kept to themselves A LITTLE more, but that doesn't explain the four generations of blue eyed girls in my family or my more Slavic features.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

It's true...There's anthropological and linguistic evidence that the first Indo-Europeans raped and pillaged everything in their path all across what is now Europe/Western Asia and spawned the wonder that is WHITENESS.

They replaced nearly all ethnic groups and languages with their own or at least mingled with them.
Apparently their big advantage was taming the horse to use in warfare before everyone else, and also learning to smelt bronze weapons and tools sooner. Hurray for technology!

There's probably no such thing as pure anything ethnically speaking, given the usual human propensity to mingle in various ways whenever possible.

[toodamnloud.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...at the next meeting, I'll see what I can do for you. I'm in charge of world zinc prices. It's dear right now because you need it for guns.

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Price of admission to the cabal: one foreskin and a mind for commodities.