Dear Cabal of Jewish Bankers.
I applaud your work and want you to know that, as a member of the chosen people, I am behind you 100%.
However, due to what is surely a clerical oversight, I have not received my share of your well-deserved, ill-gotten gains.
Please forward this to me with interest as soon as possible; I have renovation expenses coming up.
I applaud your work and want you to know that, as a member of the chosen people, I am behind you 100%.
However, due to what is surely a clerical oversight, I have not received my share of your well-deserved, ill-gotten gains.
Please forward this to me with interest as soon as possible; I have renovation expenses coming up.