Actual Dream Transcript

[talktooloose]

This bit of audio from my dream last night. This is clearly a New Age infomercial on working in an office.

Voice (female, melifluous):

Morning is light; morning is life. Take the time to straighten your desk and re-record your voicemail message.

Your supervisor will think you should be more productive; but remember: if he steals your morning, he steals your day."

Comments

[lux-apollo.livejournal.com]

... What?


Wow.