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Now Seeking Different
Sep. 17th, 2005 07:51 pmI'm sorry, I'm also supernaturally boring these days.
Snake and I spent six hours in the Homo Depot and its competitor Rona today. We had our single largest HD bill of all time. But it's all water off my back somehow. I think I'll sense it if things spiral out of control. Now they're just maxing a bit.
But we made up for it! Ontario Hydro (the insane provincial power utility) was giving away two free compact fluorescent bulbs to every household in Ontario through Homo Depot. I got mine and then a few hours later, Snake lined up, swore up and down that I was his landlord and he lived in a different unit in the same building and got TWO MORE! As far as I'm concerned, this completely offsets the $200 medicine cabinet.
Oh! We want the most faggotty thing ever! There is an awesome if compact, dripping chandelier with millions of glass beads and we want it for the bathroom!. Yessir.
Speaking of faggotty, we were one of thousands of gay couples in the store today but I swear we were most heterogeneous. There was the twink couple with identical flippy haircuts and identical butts and then the body-builder couple with identical gym haircuts and identical visible nipples.
It reminds me of Stan Persky in his book Buddies who wrote about personals ads that have a description and then the words "…seeks same." He said he was waiting for the follow-up ad a few months later that said, "Found same, now seeking different."
Snake and I spent six hours in the Homo Depot and its competitor Rona today. We had our single largest HD bill of all time. But it's all water off my back somehow. I think I'll sense it if things spiral out of control. Now they're just maxing a bit.
But we made up for it! Ontario Hydro (the insane provincial power utility) was giving away two free compact fluorescent bulbs to every household in Ontario through Homo Depot. I got mine and then a few hours later, Snake lined up, swore up and down that I was his landlord and he lived in a different unit in the same building and got TWO MORE! As far as I'm concerned, this completely offsets the $200 medicine cabinet.
Oh! We want the most faggotty thing ever! There is an awesome if compact, dripping chandelier with millions of glass beads and we want it for the bathroom!. Yessir.
Speaking of faggotty, we were one of thousands of gay couples in the store today but I swear we were most heterogeneous. There was the twink couple with identical flippy haircuts and identical butts and then the body-builder couple with identical gym haircuts and identical visible nipples.
It reminds me of Stan Persky in his book Buddies who wrote about personals ads that have a description and then the words "…seeks same." He said he was waiting for the follow-up ad a few months later that said, "Found same, now seeking different."
