Talk Too Loose, As You've Never Seen Him Before!

So, I phoned Red Rocket a few days before my birthday and told him about my new.... desire.

He said I should definitely talk to Margie. She's an expert in that.... area.

I went to see her for consultation and decided to go through with the procedure:



I'm totally pleased. For six months, I've wanted to cut my hair, but I kept thinking there was nothing special I could do -- just become another short-haired, boring guy, especially since there ain't much to work with, y'know?

What's next? Colours! Shapes! Henna tattoos! Eyeball piercings!