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I find I can divide my friends list up between those I can imagine having orgasms and those I cannot.

I mean, I can probably imagine everyone in some sort of orgasmic bliss, but some look absurd to my mind's eye: not like real people but puppets performing an obscene Punch and Judy.

Date: 2005-04-18 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
guess I shoulda seen that coming...

hmm, well, check out yer icon, baby! It doesn't scream muppet. Speaking of which, I wonder if there is actually anyone who screams, "Muppet!" when they come.

I do not promise to answer the question for all who ask. I am a regional man of mystery.

Date: 2005-04-18 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redknot.livejournal.com
Muppet!

I'm going to call you after my mammoth studying session tonight and maybe drop your Finders by?

Date: 2005-04-18 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
Wait! We're having communication issues here... are you clear that I only need them back if you're finished with them? I do not hint. I say what I mean. I wanted to make sure they were safe and sound and will happily have them back if you don't foresee yourself reading them in the next month or so. Otherwise, hang on to them.

Wanna see LCD Soundsystem with me May 21?

Date: 2005-04-18 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redknot.livejournal.com
I know you don't hint. I don't forsee myself having time to read them in the next month. I thought I made that clear.

Forget about it. I'll talk to you when I get back.

Date: 2005-04-18 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
No, it wasn't really clear since you never said the words, "I don't have time to read them" until this last reply. Of course, my bad is not taking it for granted that you wouldn't assume I was being manipulative or "hinty". There are too many people I have to deal with who don't quite mean what they say, so I've become a bit of nut for SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!

I'd be happy to hear from you after your study session, but it would have to be before 10 p.m. and we may be shopping or finishing Chunking Express (thanks Miguel!) or walking the beast. Actually, I think we're going to walk down Palmerston and see the art installation house that was mentioned in the "happenings this week" in Now magazine. There is a house with millions of TVs turned on so that it glows eerily in the dark. It is "playing" from dusk to dawn until Saturday. Want to meet me there circa 9:30?

Date: 2005-04-18 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shawnsyms.livejournal.com
I'm like a crazy puppet!

Date: 2005-04-18 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
I bet you are.

Date: 2005-04-18 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shawnsyms.livejournal.com
That's exactly the face I make! Who told you???7?

:0)

Date: 2005-04-18 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painglass.livejournal.com
I'll admit, curiousity has the better of me: which side of the line do I fall on?

Date: 2005-04-18 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
After your recent posts? I'm sure you're crossing over into the very real.

Date: 2005-04-18 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
Of course, with your laryngitis, you're more like a real mime.

Date: 2005-04-19 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painglass.livejournal.com
Well, a mime who knows sign language isn't really a mime at all! (Except when trying to talk to those who don't, then I truly am.)

Date: 2005-04-18 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kriostoir.livejournal.com
i'm sure i'm a puppet. i make very strange faces and hold my breath

Date: 2005-04-18 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
Oh, don't hold your breath! It feels better if you breathe. It's just like singing!

Date: 2005-04-18 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] briseur.livejournal.com
I always find it much more dramatic when I'm gasping for air. I presume you can imagine me, if you haven't seen me. That I can't remember means I'm a mess. Why are you not coming to Ithaca?

Date: 2005-04-19 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
I can imagine. I don't think I've seen you cum (Darn, you DP!) but I do recall seeing you fucking.

I am not coming to Ithaca because my life doesn't have that much slack. I'm in NY from Wed to Sunday and then I have to play a lot of catch up with life.

Date: 2005-04-19 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] briseur.livejournal.com
> I don't think I've seen you cum (Darn, you DP!)

DP?

> but I do recall seeing you fucking.

Whom?

Date: 2005-04-18 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyahnyahnyah.livejournal.com
Obscene Punch and Judy? Is there any other kind? ;)

Date: 2005-04-19 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktooloose.livejournal.com
That's actually fairly true.

Date: 2005-04-20 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfmcdpei.livejournal.com
Um. Dare I ask?

Date: 2005-04-20 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corduroyarmy.livejournal.com
Seriously.. there's a certain morbid curiousity about this post..

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