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10 Things I've Done You May, Perhaps, Have Not:

I was paid to appear naked and simulating sex on Queer As Folk (I think it's season two, episode three, but it's almost impossible to see me).

I was not paid but was even happier to appear in a few frames of Cyndi Lauper's 1992 video for the song That's What I Think.

I was one of 120 puppeteers on the Muppet's 30th Anniversary special and had the honour of talking to Jim Henson for about 30 seconds. I was the Swedish Chef's hands in one scene.

Had sex in a love hotel in Tokyo

Had brief but enthusiastic sex in the bushes in front of the Jefferson Memorial in Washington

Watched Charles and Diana's wedding on the only television on Grand Manan island, New Brunswick

Met three of the four members of ABBA (of course, not Agnetha)

Prepared a presentation last month for Kofi Annan's top aide and another for the CEO of Dow Chemicals

Held Jules Styne's original piano music for "Neverland" from the musical Peter Pan, a song my mom used to sing to me as a lullaby

Held at the Polish border in the middle of nowhere at 1a.m. and not in a romantic sense. Actually, it was Snake's passport they didn't like but I insisted on getting off the train with him and our luggage. After a brief phone call to Warsaw during which he was clearly given shit, the chief border guy told us we could go. At that point our train, which had been waiting just for us, decided to go on without us and the border guy grabbed our stuff and we all ran for the train, jumping on it as it began to move.

Then there was the guy who told me that he was... but it's probably not true...