Raging Furnace of Love
Oct. 16th, 2004 01:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
talktooloose1. I decide to get our ducts cleaned. On the phone, the company also talks me into a furnace cleaning and a special super-duper dust filter.
2. A very sweet, cute and did I mention cute furnace guy shows up. He doesn't like the company that employs him and successfully talks me out of the filter which seems very overpriced once I look at it.
3. The dog likes him. They're both cute, but the furnace guy is graduating to hot.
4. After cleaning the ducts, he opens the furnace, pokes around and declares it a kind that can't be cleaned. More money saved. I ask him if he can connect my humidifier to the fan motor so it doesn't go 24/7 but only when it's needed. He says he doesn't have the tools but shows me how to do it. He is now cute and empowering.
5. I connect my humidifer to the furnace motor several weeks later. I am butch and know how to wire things and am not afraid to drill into my furnace and mount the humidifier transformer with self-tapping sheet-metal screws. I am so marriage material.
6. I jack off numerous times thinking of the furnace guy.
7. I turn on the furnace when the weather gets cold and nothing happens. Did I fuck it up? Did the furnace guy? He said he had a girlfriend but that they had broken up. Do I have a chance...?
8. I manage to get through to the furnace guy and he says he will find a minute to come around. He does so, looking really cute, btw. He says I installed the humidifier correctly. He also can find nothing wrong in the furnace and tells me to call a repair guy as he doesn't have that kind of equipment with him. He announces that the two dangling wires in the furnace are "extras".
9. I call a furnace-repair company and they come right around. They take a look at the two dangling wires and say "who took these off the framistat (not a real word)?" He puts them back and charges me $73 for his five minutes.
Question: Did I disconnect those wires? I'm pretty sure I didn't. I think cute guy did by accident or on purpose while checking and forgot to reconnect them. But I can't complain because he came around for free the second time and besides, he knows I was poking around in there. No wonder his girlfriend left him!
10. When the furnace fan goes on, so does my humidifier. I did it. When I jack off thinking about the furnace guy, he ruins the fantasy by getting all befuddled trying to put on the condom.
2. A very sweet, cute and did I mention cute furnace guy shows up. He doesn't like the company that employs him and successfully talks me out of the filter which seems very overpriced once I look at it.
3. The dog likes him. They're both cute, but the furnace guy is graduating to hot.
4. After cleaning the ducts, he opens the furnace, pokes around and declares it a kind that can't be cleaned. More money saved. I ask him if he can connect my humidifier to the fan motor so it doesn't go 24/7 but only when it's needed. He says he doesn't have the tools but shows me how to do it. He is now cute and empowering.
5. I connect my humidifer to the furnace motor several weeks later. I am butch and know how to wire things and am not afraid to drill into my furnace and mount the humidifier transformer with self-tapping sheet-metal screws. I am so marriage material.
6. I jack off numerous times thinking of the furnace guy.
7. I turn on the furnace when the weather gets cold and nothing happens. Did I fuck it up? Did the furnace guy? He said he had a girlfriend but that they had broken up. Do I have a chance...?
8. I manage to get through to the furnace guy and he says he will find a minute to come around. He does so, looking really cute, btw. He says I installed the humidifier correctly. He also can find nothing wrong in the furnace and tells me to call a repair guy as he doesn't have that kind of equipment with him. He announces that the two dangling wires in the furnace are "extras".
9. I call a furnace-repair company and they come right around. They take a look at the two dangling wires and say "who took these off the framistat (not a real word)?" He puts them back and charges me $73 for his five minutes.
Question: Did I disconnect those wires? I'm pretty sure I didn't. I think cute guy did by accident or on purpose while checking and forgot to reconnect them. But I can't complain because he came around for free the second time and besides, he knows I was poking around in there. No wonder his girlfriend left him!
10. When the furnace fan goes on, so does my humidifier. I did it. When I jack off thinking about the furnace guy, he ruins the fantasy by getting all befuddled trying to put on the condom.
