Rhymin' Fool

[talktooloose]

I walked about 16km in Manhattan today and saw Sondheim's Assassins in preview. I had to meet up with my dad, my brother-in-law and my nephew and I was a bit late. Of course they are cell phone people and I figured they were lamenting their inability to reach me. I rhymed on the subject to the lazy, heavy hip-hop beat of the city:

Yo, I'm the man with no "C"
No Cellphone, Car or Cable TV.