Spam from Mrs. M. Sese Seko

[talktooloose]

I've seen this kind of spam before; but I can't help imagining the tragedy of these poor, displaced billionaire despots as they run from 5-star hotel to luxury yacht, only steps ahead of the ruthless, Javerre-like Congolese investigator.

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU > SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC > OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS > LETTER,THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT > CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION. > > I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS > KONGOLO AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF > CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY > FAMILYAND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN > MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER > DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO > CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS > DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO > OTHERFORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE > NEWHEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE > ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER > EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S > TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. > HENC!
EMY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO > STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER, > LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON > TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S > CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE > FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY > IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED > AND > > CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF EIHGTEEN > MLLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH > ASECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE > SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE > CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR > INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE > MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO > THATICAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON ( KONGOLO) WHO HAS THE > OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I > WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL > NOT!
WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY >
PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND > TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE > INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH > LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS > DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND > CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN CONCLUSION, > IFYOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE > PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS > ARECURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER > MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES. > FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT > INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX > NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND ACKNOWLEDGE > RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL USING THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS. > > BEST REGARDS, > > MRS M. SESE SEKO >

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[redrunner.livejournal.com]

Ooh ooh! Have you seen www.ebolamonkeyman.com?? Did you know that if you write these people, they write back charming personal letters? I hear it's a cottage industry.

[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine wrote about the history of 419 fraud letters. They go back a long ways.