Larfs!

[talktooloose]

It's rainy cold and miserable, I'm at work being unhappy. Let's tell jokes!

It's 1950 and a tourist walks into a bar in Rio di Janeiro and who does he see sitting there, nursing a liebfraumilch but ADOLPH HITLER!

"What are you doing here?" the amazed guy asks Hitler. "I thought you were dead!"

"Ach, nein. All that bunker stuff was bunk! I am alive and full of plans!"

"Plans? Like world conquest?"

"Yes, and the complete extermination of the Jews and the clowns."

"The clowns?" the tourist asks incredulously. "What have you got against clowns?"

"You see?!" Hitler exclaims passionately. "I told them no one cared about the Jews!"


Okay, who else has a joke?

Comments

[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

Hah!

In other news, which museum--the ROM or the AGO--will we meet up at tomorrow at 2 o'clock?

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but I was totally imagining you reading this entry and laughing. I'm prophetic.

ROM. 2 p.m. at the front entrance which is now on Bloor St.

WARNING: There is a 10% chance I will be asked to come in to work tomorrow. If that happens, I will drop you email tonight or first thing tomorrow. But I don't expect it to happen. You no longer have a cell phone apparently? Or has the number changed?

[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

No cell phone, no. Sending an E-mail to either address is the best thing, IMO.

[mentalmakeup.livejournal.com]

I don't know jokes anymore. I just run around screaming nonsense and sometimes it makes me giggle. This is what I've been reduced to!

That said, I didn't look at your username or icon while reading this post, but as soon as I got to "that bunker stuff was BUNK" I knew it was you. :)

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

This comment made me smile. You didn't notice my icon?! But.. but it's a corgi! On a treadmill!

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Oh no, it wasn't, was it. It was my Turkish warning icon. Never mind.

[a-trick-mind.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't get it.

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Wish I could help...