Broccoli Spears

[talktooloose]

What the fuck is wrong with Now Magazine's music section? They gave Britney Spears' new album 4 N's (their cute equivalent of stars) saying that she's vapid and talentless but that the production is awesome.

I downloaded it through a torrent this morning at work and I'm listening to this pile of crap with increasing annoyance.

But! For one second, I thought something cool was happening! I heard her sing: "Lying next to you, it's just like havin' a man..." which is an awesome lyric!!

Unfortunately, she's actually singing, "...it's just like heaven on earth."

I'm stealing the better lyric and using it, dammit! trapezebear, you can have it if it inspires you.

Comments

[lux-apollo.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

I just mind-vomited.

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

"...it's just like having a man..."

Hey, my two Michael friends commented! Actually, Michael and Mikael but I'll take what I can get today.

[briseur.livejournal.com]

why ever would you torture yourself in this way?

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Blaming Now Magazine is a very good defense.

I'm currently not buying a very good single ticket to Ani's show tomorrow night because the idea of being there alone doesn't appeal. I would pay double for good company, but the only pairs left are shitty seats.