New Game!

Chew on the rubber toy you found in the park last night and accidentally push it under the couch. Have your friend get off the computer where he's working and retrieve it for you.

Do it again and again and again in a 30-second cycle.*





*warning: game possibly amusing only to corgis

Irrelevancy Continues!

Mary's parents have five daughters. The first four, in order, are:

Nana, Nene, Nini and Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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