Gobbeldygook Alert Level: Red

Here's a sentence that almost went to press in one of our reports today:

The proportion of people for whom green household cleaning products are top of mind as unfulfilled green product desires has declined.

And the world is again saved from disaster in the eleventh hour by the selfless heroics of the AMAZING EDITING LEAGUE.

Also, it's my birthday, bitches! It even says so in my userinfo. Only 2fruition noticed 'cause he's swell! Oh, and manny_script wrote to me from a fucking rainforest! 'CAUSE HE ROCKS!!

Tributes, dammit! I want tributes!!

And cakes! And spankings!

Happy, Indeed!

Someone gave me a 12-month paid LJ account! I'm flipping out, that is so wonderfully thoughtful. Or maybe you're just sick of my dick icon?

I will sing you, o anonymous person, a song of thanks when I learn to make phone posts.

Wow.