Third Eye Off-Centre
Oct. 7th, 2003 12:27 pmColour of the day: #dbdeed.
I remember reading, as a 14 year old, T. Lobsang Rampa's purportedly true novelization of his road to enlightenment, The Third Eye. In the book, having attained some important level of wisdom, he was going to have his third eye opened in some Tibetan ceremony straight out of the pages of Doctor Strange or, perhaps, a Clive Barker story.
I remember there was an eye-shaped metal device with teeth that was sunk into the flesh and bone of his forehead to reveal the hidden occular organ which, theoretically, had grown during his deep-breathing exercises and comtemplation of the sound of one publisher waving advances.
I was reminded of it this morning as a large pimple appear just to the left of centre on my brow. I await enlightenment hourly as it grows larger. Perhaps, if it grows to a sufficiently karmic head, I will take matters in my own hands and cause the ejaculation of wisdom onto the bathroom mirror.
A web-search on Mr. Rampa turned up this.
I remember reading, as a 14 year old, T. Lobsang Rampa's purportedly true novelization of his road to enlightenment, The Third Eye. In the book, having attained some important level of wisdom, he was going to have his third eye opened in some Tibetan ceremony straight out of the pages of Doctor Strange or, perhaps, a Clive Barker story.
I remember there was an eye-shaped metal device with teeth that was sunk into the flesh and bone of his forehead to reveal the hidden occular organ which, theoretically, had grown during his deep-breathing exercises and comtemplation of the sound of one publisher waving advances.
I was reminded of it this morning as a large pimple appear just to the left of centre on my brow. I await enlightenment hourly as it grows larger. Perhaps, if it grows to a sufficiently karmic head, I will take matters in my own hands and cause the ejaculation of wisdom onto the bathroom mirror.
A web-search on Mr. Rampa turned up this.