Fake French

[talktooloose]

I was writing some fake French and I invented the term je m'engorge l'aubergine, meaning "I grow erect."

That doesn't, by any chance, actually mean that, does it?

Comments

[yoella.livejournal.com]

No, it means you engorge the eggplant.

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly!

Je m'engorge le saussice? Ou concombre, peut-etre?

[yoella.livejournal.com]

Uh, maybe it's idiosyncratic, but I doubt I'd sleep with a guy that looks like an eggplant down there.

[nyahnyahnyah.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason that I like purple so much ;)