I Didn't Sign Up!

[talktooloose]

I didn't sign up for the "Life Lessons: Pain" course this semester! So how come I have to do all the homework?

My knee is finally really improving and now I'm dealing with this elbow shit -- learning its parameters and how to make it better -- but it still hurts. Then my left mid-back goes *sproing* while I'm in the middle of shaving this morning for no good reason.

And now I just gave myself a second degree burn with steam from the kettle here at work. Motherfucking Shit-on-a-stick!

If I'm suppose to be learning stoicism, I'm definitely receiving a failing grade.

I punched the corridor wall as I walked to the printer and heard a picture fall off the wall in the boardroom on the other side. This amused me wryly.

This amused me, Riley.

The Sam used me, really.

Then some muse demeanour, Lee.

*brain melts*

fuck. ouch.

Comments

[painglass.livejournal.com]

Goodness, it sounds like you've had a run of my luck of late! Take it easy and I hope everything feels better very soon! *hugs*

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Seriously, we're like the pain sisters.

We should open a "Clumsy Moving Service" together. Our motto: We will drop your piano ON OURSELVES and then fall through your new plateglass window.

[mentalmakeup.livejournal.com]

It's just February. I'm convinced of it. This is heartening, because tomorrow is March.

Wow, that was a fast reply!

[painglass.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Soooo true! "We injury ourselves...and your furniture for no extra charge!" I've a feeling we'd have to hire other people to do the actual lifting, moving, packing...maybe we can drive? I think everything else on the two of us is damaged right now. :)

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

The beginning days of March are always good ones for me, so I'm inclined to agree with you.

Re: Wow, that was a fast reply!

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like I'm going to have YOU drive. Right. That's a good idea.

Re: Wow, that was a fast reply!

[painglass.livejournal.com]

That reply offends me sooo much! And hey, you're safe as long as we're not going into any 45 degree turns covered in ice with car parts in the middle of the road...

*grumbles*

[nyahnyahnyah.livejournal.com]

"Fuckyouvery" (much)?

:D