Take it the fuck EASY!

Okay? I have to chill out and rant less. Take umbrage less. Act like a dick less. Heh. I mean, it's fun to lose my shit about any little thing I hear on the radio or whatever, but frankly, I'm making myself ridiculous and stressing myself out.

I've even structured my life so that I am always within spitting distance of a rant partner. At home, it's Snake. He and I can be EPIC as we tear the world new assholes and, basically, imply that if we were piloting the ship, there would be No iceberg incidents. Right?

Then I have good ranting friends, like lux_apollo and briseur (though he is ahead of me on the chill curve).

But as if that wasn't enough, now I have a rant partner at work. Yesterday, we made utter fools of ourselves bitching about the Vatican. In fact, we misunderstood the news item! The vatican wasn't saying that homosexulaity equals paedophilia. They were saying that the gay media exagerrated the problem within the church and created the unfair media scandal in revenge for the Vatican's anti-gay marriage stance. (in related news, a retired Italian bishop this week blamed the Zionists for the same thing).

The Vatican's statement was merely desperate rather than heinous. But once my colleauge and I started, we needed to be hosed down before we could get back to work.

Seriously, TTL. It's spring. Nature's first green is gold, and all that shit. Chill.