Newsflashes for the Terminally Slow

I listen to songs for years sometimes without realizing what they're about, which is funny since writing lyrics is something I take very seriously.

Sudden realizations:
- "Worked Up So Sexual" by The Faint is about Strippers
- "Sci-Fi Wasabi" by Cibo Matto is about riding your bike in Manhattan

Stay tuned for more shocking revelations.