Lois Learns the Truth

[talktooloose]

Fill in the blanks, my darlings:

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[rfmcdpei.livejournal.com]

Batman: "We were drinking. Last night didn't happen."

Superman: "That's a lie, and you know it!"

Lois: "My heart is breaking."

[lux-apollo.livejournal.com]

Superman: *whispers* "Play along, Lois is around the corner." *normal voice* "Nice pecs. And they call *me* the man of steel!"

Batman, smirking: "I've got something else you might like clipped beneath my utility belt."

Lois: "Batman/Superman?! God, I'm so turned on I don't even care who's on top! I hope I remembered my new camera..."

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Superman: "Well, I talked it over with Lois, and she's totally open to a three-way ..."

Batman: "Oh, Goody. Does she prefer missionary position or something else?"

Lois: "[sigh]. I *told* Clark that I expect BOTH of those boys to bottom for me! Can't he get any of this right?"

[redknot.livejournal.com]

Superman: Tell me you got the squirrels out of the attic!

Batman: Look, I may be a superhero, but I'm not a god.

Lois: *sigh* With these two clowns bungling everything, my walnuts will NEVER be safe!

[nyahnyahnyah.livejournal.com]

S: Man, I told you having a velcroed symbol was a bad idea! I found this outside the nudie club when I woke up in the gutter this morning.

B: That does it, I'm using snaps next time!

L: Damn it, I could have made a fortune selling that thing on eBay!

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

You win. At life.

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

"walnuts"

"walnuts"

Is that a double entendre or what?

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Costume shop geek!

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

"I have SUPER alcohol tolerance. And no tolerance for deception."

i'll double your entendre

[redknot.livejournal.com]

posssssibly

possibly!

World's Fiiiiiiinest

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

"Where do you get your silk shorts, honey?"

Re: World's Fiiiiiiinest

[lux-apollo.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha!

Re: World's Fiiiiiiinest

[talktooloose.livejournal.com]

Just zomg. You are a member of scans_daily, aren't you?

[nyahnyahnyah.livejournal.com]

I know! I tried to make my brain do something else, and it totally wouldn't!

Re: World's Fiiiiiiinest

[lux-apollo.livejournal.com]

Nah, I just check it out once in a while. I prolly should join, though.